March 2012
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February 2012
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
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DBFEEEEEEEEEBBEBBEBE
stupid sonogram law passed.
guess I’ll email the governor now.
I’m just going to edit the one I already wrote.
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iwastespace replied to your post: Mr AP Government teacher replied to my “my words”…
what the…. omg………. ask him what he meant by that next time you see him sgdfs (it would be awesome if he did mean the top 10!!!!)
naw I’m just going to let it sit.
Maybe I’ll respond to zeh email
“AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAHHHH”
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larkette:
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Mr AP Government teacher replied to my “my words” with
“I think you have broken into the top ten”
TOP TEN OF WHAT TOP TEN OF WHAT
AM I THE MOST SMARTEST MR TEACHER??
but yeah what does he mean.
I thought I was already in the top ten.
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canadians: american people are so cool
british: american people are so hot
chinese: american people are so free
mexicans: Gringos are so annoying
french: american people are so funny
americans: we are so freedom
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overjet:
sleuthed:
skellagirl:
I made a thing
and I love it.
if only
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Finnish has a word that translates to 'comma...
the-doctor-and-rose:
It’s basically anyone obsessed with punctuation and grammar. I like it much better than saying ‘Grammar Nazi’s’, which is a term I was never comfortable with. I shall now call these types of people ‘Comma Fuckers’.
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The Globe
southerntomatomafioso:
schwarzenadler:
(( Awww ;w; ))
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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twelvefortyfive:
twitter and i have come to an important consensus on who should play mrs hudson though
i hate when i wake up and there’s a severed head in the fridge like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this severed head
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I’m annoyed. but with the help of a new icon,
I shall rise
like a phoenix
from a toaster
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I convinced my mom to try to make something new for dinner *fingers crossed*
I’m such a bad child. My mom doesn’t HAVE to make me food. And all I do is whoone about what she does make. tch.
but I’m feeling optimistic from the aroma wafting through the living room.
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Hey guys, guess what?
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lezune:
∩___∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) [What time is it?]
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